Orinda, CA
UPDATE: October 2009. It looks like this event is gone. Such a shame because the local organizations tried hard to get this thing rolling, but apparently the locals did not support the event. Read on to see what went on when we were there back in 07:
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This event was held at the Community Center downtown, adjacent to
the library. Absolutely beautiful, sensational weather with temps
in the 70's. So you think that people would come out on this
beautiful autumn day? No. Where were the people?
Obviously Orindians are not the least beat interested in this type of
community event and could pretty much care less. I'd really love
to do this event again, but is it just so agonizing because the people
of Orinda, CA merely snub their cocky noses at this event. Bah
humbug? You better believe it. Just about all the vendors
did quite poorly. Poor? Whoa. How does $0 for two days
sound, which is what a number of vendors made for their two-days
efforts. Pitiful. We did pretty bad ourselves, but made a
bit more than that. However, most definitely we shall never ever
return for this....and I am sure that there are a number of others who
will follow suit. For sure. This is a very nice event here
and the townspeople just do not give a hoot!!! So, what are all
these people doing on their weekends? The organizers of this did a
sensational job..but where are the people....what are they doing...and
why aren't they coming here? (photo left) They came by the thousands to the Bazaar? |
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THINGS THAT PEOPLE IN ORINDA
SPEND THEIR MONEY ON.
Colon Hydrotherapy- is referred to as colon irrigation, colonic's, colon therapy, or high enemas. All these are names for Colon Hydrotherapy Equipment which uses safe filtered, temperature-controlled water for inner cleansing. to facilitate the removal of impacted waste. Through my observations, I have come to realize that the people of this forsaken town are also spending their money on: VIAGRA late fees for their overdue library books bottled water flashlights for their heads to use while jogging at 6:00 in the morning psychiatrists coffee enemas Okay, so now it is 10:30AM Saturday morning in Orinda at the Bazaar. Nobody there. So, WHERE do you figure ARE ALL THE PEOPLE? Some are walking around like zombies in parks, coffee shops, etc.  Lots of people dropping by the library. I guess they do read quite a bit around here. Let's take a look at what they are reading:
Where else can they be? picking up bottled water or batteries for their flashlights at Rite Aid kids events at their chiropractors getting their bi-weekly cracks on the beach in Aruba looking for America or they could be bird watching They could be anyplace, just as long as they are not seen at the Orinda Holiday Bazaar
Stuck in Traffic in the Caldecott?  THE DEEP DARK SECRET OF ORINDA... just remember... WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND THE CALDECOTT, STAYS BEHIND THE CALDECOTT!!
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